A teacher often welcomes students back to class. A joke was posted on Twitter by JB 4 Realz on May 10, 2019:
“Welcome back to invisibility class. It’s pretty disappointing to see so many of you here.”
A similar joke has been told by American stand-up comedian Emo Philips:
“I was walking through college and my camouflage teacher said I haven’t seen you in class.”
Twitter
JB 4 Realz
@JB4Realz
welcome back to invisibility class.
it’s pretty disappointing to see so many of you here.
5:03 PM - 10 May 2019
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/JustSomeGuy_Idk May 13, 2019
Welcome to invisibility class.
I’m pretty disappointed to see so many of you.
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/Pulsse May 13, 2019
Welcome everyone, to invisibility class
Pretty disappointed to see so many of you here
Twitter
El Diablo Says: #WeAreThePatriots
@theonlyElDiablo
Welcome to the first annual invisibility conference. I must say I’m disappointed to see so many of you here.
12:56 PM - 13 May 2019
Twitter
Mr. Drinks On Me
@Mr_DrinksOnMe
Welcome to invisibility class. I’m pretty disappointed to see so many of you.
5:47 PM - 13 May 2019
Facebook
Adzema Pharmacy
May 13, 2019·
Monday-The professor said “Welcome to invisibility class. I’m disappointed to see so many of you!”
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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•“It’s pretty crazy how there’s an entire profession we have to make wear body cameras because they lie so much” (5/14)
•“Some call it multitasking. I call it doing something else while I try to remember what I was doing in the first place” (5/14)
•“Them: Show me proof.” / “Me: *Sends proof*” / “Them: You’re a conspiracy theorist!” (5/14)
•“If the government has enough money to give to foreign countries…” (5/14)
More new entries...
Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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