A cashew riddle is:
Q: What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
A: “I’m a cashew (catch you).”
The joke was posted on Twitter by Spooky Dad Jokes on September 14, 2017.
Twitter
Spooky Dad Jokes
@dadtellsjokes
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I’m a cashew
8:15 AM - 14 Sep 2017
Twitter
BuffBunny
@HeidiSomers
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I’m a CASHEW
9:17 AM - 14 Sep 2017
Reddit—Jokes
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
submitted September 16, 2017 by FinessinNiggaz
I’m a cashew
Twitter
PUNS
@ThePunnyWorld
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I’m a cashew
10:18 AM - 17 Sep 2017
Reddit—Jokes
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
submitted October 18, 2017 by TsUnAmI300
I’m a cashew
Twitter
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I’m a cashew.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
4:12 PM - 23 Oct 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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