A popular New Year’s Day riddle is:
Q: What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
A: Pop!
“What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop! #newyearspuns” was posted on Twitter by AllWording.com on December 17, 2018.
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What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop! #newyearspuns
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Oct 21, 2018 - Ring in the new year with some cheesy New Year’s puns. Includes puns about resolutions, partying, midnight smooches, and more.
12:57 PM · Dec 17, 2018
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Croyance Group
@CroyanceGroup
Did you hear that Dracula passed out at midnight on New Year’s Eve? There was a count down!
Unfortunately I have two left feet, making it impossible for me to start the new year on the right foot.
What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop!
7:25 AM · Dec 27, 2018
Twitter
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@Social_Moi
What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
Pop!
2:40 AM · Dec 28, 2019
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Cheryl
@paddy5atch
What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
Pop!
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3:54 PM · Dec 28, 2019
Twitter
Kay Murray
@KayLMurray
Q: What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
A: Pop! 🍾 😄
Happy New Year! 🎉
Wishing you all a happy and healthy 2020.
6:39 PM · Dec 31, 2019
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Funny Teacher
@SchoolJokesK_12
Hey @Krug! What did the little #champagne bottle call his father?… Pop! https://bit.ly/2F2Xfc4 #NewYearsEve #HappyNewYear #dads
10:39 PM · Dec 26, 2020
Twitter
Sign a Bitch Up! Asapidly!
@_empresstara
“What did the little bottle of champagne call his father?”
Pop!
😂😂😂😂
3:20 PM · Jan 14, 2021
Scary Mommy
Don’t Drop The Ball! Tell These New Year’s Eve Jokes To Make Dec. 31 A Real Blast
What do snowmen like to do on New Year’s Eve? Chill out.
by PATRICIA GRISAFI
Updated: April 29, 2022 Originally Published: Dec. 21, 2021
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Robyn
@RawBeanCoal
What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
Pop!
10:28 AM · Dec 31, 2021
Reader’s Digest
40 New Year’s Jokes That Will Have You Laughing into 2023
Morgan Cutolo
Updated: Dec. 19, 2022
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Good Housekeeping
115 Best New Year Instagram Captions to Celebrate the End of 2022
These creative captions will have your feed poppin’ like champagne!
BY HANNAH JEON AND CAMERON JENKINS UPDATED: DEC 29, 2022
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What did the little champagne bottle call his father? Pop!
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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