An NSFW joke about a baguette is:
 
Q: What do you call a gay French bread?
A: A faguette.
 
“Faguette” is “faggot” + “baguette.” “What do you call a gay French bread? A fagguette” was posted on X/Twitter by Edward Luis Jauregui on November 29, 2013.
 
   
Wikipedia: Baguette
A baguette (/bæˈɡɛt/; French: [baɡɛt] ) is a long, thin type of bread of French origin that is commonly made from basic lean dough (the dough, though not the shape, is defined by French law). It is distinguishable by its length and crisp crust.
       
X/Twitter
Edward Luis Jauregui
@ItsEdwardd
What do you call a gay French bread?
A fagguette.
10:13 PM · Nov 29, 2013 from East Palo Alto, CA
   
X/Twitter
Rusty Nut
@luketheewhite
What do you call gay French bread?
A fagget.
3:26 PM · Jun 22, 2014
     
X/Twitter
Cocklover69
@vaginawhole
Q: What do you call a gay French bread?                                  A: A f*guette
9:05 AM · Aug 27, 2014
 
X/Twitter
G R E G
@scmcgregor
@_J_Mc What do you call a gay French bread?
A faguette
10:41 AM · Feb 11, 2015
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Quinntervention March 24, 2015
What do you call a gay French baker?
A faguette
 
X/Twitter
jabob
@knucklefucc
What do you call gay French bread?
A faguette
9:43 AM · Sep 21, 2016 from Hooper, UT
   
X/Twitter
Mr IDGAF
@most_offensive_
What do you call a gay French bread?...A faguette.
2:05 AM · Jan 8, 2017
 
X/Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
What do you call a gay French bread?
A faguette.
4:37 AM · Mar 13, 2017
 
X/Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
What do you call a gay French bread?
A faguette.
4:37 AM · Mar 13, 2017
     
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/Onyxdime October 20, 2017
Did you hear about the gay French baker?
Faguette
 
Reddit—Jokes 
Posted by u/FawnPickle September 21, 2018
What do you call a gay piece of bread?
A faguette
 
Urban Dictionary
Fagguette
Gay french bread
Whats a gay french dudes bread? a Fagguette
by Remmieh March 9, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Anna Belle Kewchie
@heap_30
What do you call a gay french bread?
A phaguette.
4:58 AM · Jun 5, 2021
 
X/Twitter
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@BoiPsychaotic
A gay French bread: Faguette
9:14 PM · Sep 29, 2021
     
Reddit—Unclejokes
Posted by u/Hala_Madrid996 April 26, 2022
What do you call a gay person that likes French bread
A fagguete
 
X/Twitter
eve
@ebr8n
What you call gay french bread. Faguette.
6:29 PM · Feb 3, 2023
 
X/Twitter
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gay french bread call that a faguette
10:49 PM · Dec 17, 2023