Entry in progress—B.P.
“What do you call a mad nut?”/“A pistachio” is another pistachio riddle.
Wikipedia: Pistachio
The pistachio (/pɪˈstɑːʃiˌoʊ, -ˈstæ-/, Pistacia vera), a member of the cashew family, is a small tree originating from Central Asia and the Middle East. The tree produces seeds that are widely consumed as food.
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Steve Tricker
@Bluesoup_Steve
What do you call a drunk man with a moustache eating nuts? Pistachio. Boom boom. #bluesoupcomms
8:17 AM - 14 Sep 2011
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Tania Mancilla
@Oscarbaby001
What do you call a pistachio with a mustache? #amustachio
6:59 PM - 10 Jun 2012
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Abigail Roberts
@AbiKRoberts
What do you call a nut with a moustache?
A Pistachio
4:32 PM - 27 May 2013
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Mark DeMille
@marboose
What do you call a smelly mustache? PISTACHIO
5:25 AM - 11 Jun 2013
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a mustache soaked in urine?
submitted November 25, 2017 by Oktayey
A pistachio.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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•“It’s pretty crazy how there’s an entire profession we have to make wear body cameras because they lie so much” (5/14)
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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