“Sandwich” sounds like “sand witch.” An anti-joke is:
Q: What do you call a witch who only eats sand?
A: Malnourished.
The joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 13, 2016.
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a witch that only eats sand?
submitted July 13, 2016 by banana_shavings
Malnourished
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What do you call a witch that only eats sand? : Malnourished
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a witch who only eats sand?
submitted December 6, 2016 by AquaSquishy
Malnourished.
Reddit—AntiJokes
What do you call a witch who only eats sand? (self.AntiJokes)
submitted March 14, 2017 by Schnass
Malnourished
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a witch that only eats sand?
submitted September 18, 2018 by kingepic84
malnourished
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a witch who only eats sand? (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 19, 2018 by AVeryLONGPotato
Malnourished
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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