A capitalism riddle is:
   
Q: What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
A: No more jokes about the profit.
 
The pun is on the words “profit” and “prophet.” The riddle was posted by ANNA RAND on Twitter on January 11, 2015.
   
     
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ANNA RAND
@OBAMA_CZAR
Q: What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
A: No more jokes about the profit.
2:09 AM · Jan 11, 2015·Twitter for iPad
   
Twitter
Not on Tweeter
@Hooks_n_Ammo
Q: What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? A: No more jokes about the profit.
1:14 PM · Jan 22, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Dave Ellesse
@DaveEllesse
What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
No more jokes about the profit.
7:57 AM · Feb 3, 2015 from Wigan, England·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Q: What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
A: No more jokes about the profit.
#Ramadan
4:29 PM · Jun 20, 2015·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/marouane53 October 2, 2015
What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
No more jokes about the profit.
     
Twitter
❌Johnny Ortiz❌
@JOrtiz_U2
Q: What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? A: No more jokes about the profit.
4:52 PM · Apr 30, 2019·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Parvaze Bashir - Habitual line stepper
@Parvaze__B
Just realized if you cross Islam with Capitalism there would be no more jokes about the profit
4:44 PM · Nov 14, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/No_Swing_7205 September 3, 2022
What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
No more jokes about the profit.