An anti-joke about the number 3.14 (“pi”) was posted on Twitter by Zack Riley 🇦🇺 on October 31, 2018:
“What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?”
The riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 5, 2019:
“What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day?”
“What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?”/“Diabetes” is a similar pi riddle.
Twitter
Zack Riley 🇦🇺
@ColdHeart_Prj
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
3:03 AM - 31 Oct 2018
Twitter
🙃..sillytweet.. 🙃
@sillytweet01
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes…
Fat! This ain’t no pi joke 🙃
5:27 AM - 19 Nov 2018
Twitter
Bill Helton
@7colonel7
What do you Get if You EAT 3.14 CAKEs? You Get FAT, man, FAT!
10:51 PM - 21 Dec 2018
Twitter
Zack Riley 🇦🇺
@ColdHeart_Prj
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
.
.
.
.
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
6:25 PM - 23 Jan 2019
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/HehPeriod April 5, 2019
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day?
Twitter
Imtiaz Mahmood
@ImtiazMadmood
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
11:35 AM - 5 Apr 2019
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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