A sunrise riddle is:
Q: What do you get when the sunrise bends over?
A: The crack of dawn.
The joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 26, 2019.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/yaboi79 July 26, 2019
What do you get when the sunrise bends over
The crack of dawn
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
What do you get when the sunrise bends over?
The crack of dawn.
6:47 AM · Jul 26, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Costabza August 11, 2019
What happens when the sunrise bends over?
You see the crack of dawn.
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Chuck Barktowski
@SaraHilary1
Q: What do you see when the sunrise bends over?
A: The crack of dawn S
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Doc
@DocAtCDI
What do you get when the sunrise bends over? The crack of dawn.
11:59 PM · Apr 25, 2021·PunsByDocAtCDI
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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#mondaymirth
What do you get when the sunrise bends over? The crack of dawn
3:36 AM · Jul 26, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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