An anti-joke about the number 3.14 (“pi”) was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 13, 2020:
Q: What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?
A: Diabetes.
“What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?”/“Fat. You get fat” is a similar pi riddle.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ItsYaBoiBiggie65 March 13, 2020
What do you get when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?
Diabetes.
What?, did you really think I was gonna make a pie joke on my cake day?
Twitter
Fail Whale
@FailWhale94
what do u get when u eat 3.14 slices of baked pastry?
(...)
Diabetes.
5:51 AM · Mar 14, 2020·Twitter for Android
Twitter
※࿊𝙊𝙆࿊※ 🕊 𓅊
@0KAY_0K
what if do u get if you have 3.14 pies ......diabetes[/spoiler]
8:09 AM · Mar 14, 2020·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Pants McShirt
@pantsmcshirt
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Diabetes.
You were expecting a #PiDay joke, weren’t you?
11:29 AM · Mar 14, 2020·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Yemos
@yemos_
What happens when you eat 3.14 slices of cake?
Diabetes.
12:43 PM · Mar 14, 2020·Tweetbot for iΟS
Twitter
wildprotons
@wildprotons
What do you get when you get 3.14 slices of cake?
Diabetes.
4:49 PM · Mar 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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