Coleslaw (made from finely shredded raw cabbage) has had some “slaw dust” (slaw + sawdust) jokes.
“Q: What do you get when you cut a cabbage with a band saw? A: Slaw dust” was posted on Twitter by Tom Q Johnson on August 20, 2015. “What do you get when you put cabbage in a wood chipper? Slaw dust!” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 18, 2021. “What do you get if you put a cabbage in to a woodchipper? slawdust!” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes later on July 18, 2021.
Wikipedia: Coleslaw
Coleslaw (from the Dutch term koolsla meaning ‘cabbage salad’ ), also known as cole slaw, “New England Salad”, or simply slaw, is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.
Twitter
Tom Q Johnson
@Tomqj
Q: What do you get when you cut a cabbage with a band saw? A: Slaw dust.
12:08 AM · Aug 20, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
David Hellam
@Brewdragon
Storing cabbage by chopping it finely, and drying it. Slaw dust.
1:11 PM · Jun 15, 2021·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ammayhem July 18, 2021
What do you get when you put cabbage in a wood chipper?
Slaw dust!
COMMENTS
Italian_warehouse
If you put frozen cabbage is it cold slaw dust?
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Put a head of cabbage in a wood chipper, you get slaw dust.
12:11 PM · Jul 18, 2021·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/td941 July 18, 2021
What do you get if you put a cabbage in to a woodchipper?
slawdust!
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