A giraffe riddle is:
Q: What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
A: Necktarines.
The “nectarine”/“necktarine” pun has been cited in print since at least 2004.
Wikipedia: Peach
The peach (Prunus persica) is a deciduous tree native to the region of Northwest China between the Tarim Basin and the north slopes of the Kunlun Shan mountains, where it was first domesticated and cultivated. It bears an edible juicy fruit called a peach or a nectarine.
Google Books
Super Goofy Jokes
By Jacqueline Horsfall
New York, NY: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
2004
Pg. 16:
What’s a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines.
Google Books
April 2012, Boys’ Life, “Think & Grin,” pg. 59, col. 1:
Peter: What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Elaine: What?
Peter: A neck-tarine!
Julia Staelgraeve, St. Paul, Minn.
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Zuker Gill
@ConkreteMan
What’s a giraffe’s favorite fruit? A Neck-terine.
12:20 PM - 7 Apr 2012
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CarolinaLaurie
@SceneofSublime
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine. #fruityjoke
9:01 AM - 25 Jul 2012
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DamienLamien
@Happily_Shipit
@Harry_Styles What’s a giraffe’s favourite fruit?
A neck-tarine!
12:18 AM - 30 Sep 2013
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BlenderPartsUSA
@BlenderPartsUSA
What’s a giraffe’s favorite smoothie flavor?
NECK-tarine!
(They’ll also drink strawberry in a pinch.) #TGIF #LOL #Giraffe #love #funny
2:11 PM - 3 Feb 2017
Reddit—Jokes
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
submitted March 25, 2018 by evisceraze
Necktarines
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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