A math riddle is:
Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite drink?
A: Root beer.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2016.
“If you put root beer in a square cup, does it become beer?” is another math and root beer joke.
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Andrew Wall
@Awall1894
What’s a math majors favorite drink? Root beer in a square glass 😂😂😂😂😂 #MathJokesForDays
10:27 AM - 9 Sep 2014
The Busted Knuckle Chronicles
Friday, 26 February 2016 00:00
Short chuckles
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Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite drink?
A: Root Beer
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notbannedbysoda
@n0tbannedbysoda
@Idubbbz @NFKRZAlt @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump @AmericanCancer What’s a math teacher’s favorite drink? ROOT BEER
7:38 PM - 25 Jul 2016
Reddit—Jokes
whats a math teachers favorite soda
submitted May 15, 2017 by Nanopois0n
root beer
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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