A riddle about professional robbery was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 25, 2017:
Q: What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
A: An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!” A professional thief says, “Sign here please..”
That is, the amateur thief takes all of one’s money (on the person or the premises), but a professional thief can take all of one’s money for the rest of that person’s life.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/biuziceca April 25, 2017
Whats the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!”
A professional thief says, “Sign here please..”
Twitter
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@SarcasmLiving
An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!”
A professional thief says, “Sign here please..”
9:00 PM · Apr 25, 2017·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Whats the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
An amateur says, “Give me all your money!”
A professional thief says, “Sign here please”
6:37 AM · May 1, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/anxietyhub February 16, 2020
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!” The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/vpetrychuk April 5, 2020
Whats the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!
A professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/IloveRamen99 February 25, 2021
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!”
The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/YZXFILE April 2, 2021
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!” The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
An amateur thief says “Give me your wallet.”
A professional thief says “Sign here.”
9:57 PM · Apr 2, 2021·Twitter Web App
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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