“What’s the difference between COVID-19 and your mom?” (NSFW joke)

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Entry from May 31, 2020

“What’s the difference between COVID-19 and your mom?” (NSFW joke)

A coronavirus riddle (NSFW) was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on March 19, 2020:

Q: What’s the difference between COVID-19 and your mom?
A: COVID-19 doesn’t spread as fast.

Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/KairuSmairukon March 19, 2020
What’s the difference between COVID-19 and your mom?
COVID-19 doesn’t spread as fast.

Twitter
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What’s the difference between COVID-19 and your mom?... COVID-19 doesn’t spread as fast.
10:43 PM · Mar 18, 2020·IFTTT (Posted after the above.—ed.)

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] March 21, 2020
What’s the difference between coronavirus and your mom?
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Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/KairuSmairukon May 31, 2020
What’s the difference between COVID-19 and your mom?
COVID-19 doesn’t spread nearly as fast.

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