“When one door closes, another opens” is an old saying about an opportunity lost and one gained. A joke about ending a bad experience was posted on Twitter by CherrySlushie on December 13, 2011:
“When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.”
This jocular version has been printed on many images.
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CherrySlushie
@Cherrym_1982
When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.
8:13 PM - 13 Dec 2011
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Bruno Gunn
@brunogunn
When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bit*h stays shut. #positive
3:57 PM - 1 Jan 2012
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LisaHelton9
@lisahelton9
“ quoted Cherry: When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.” Classic me!!
8:32 PM - 24 Sep 2012
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Shanna Moakler
@ShannaMoakler
“When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.”
9:44 PM - 18 Feb 2014
20 April 2014, Green Bay (WI) Press Gazette, “Howard home to numerous new restaurants,” pg. 1:
Aside from its food, Timsan’s is known for sardonic and ironic sayings on its signboard, such as “It’s too cold to change the sign” and “When one door closes ... get a hammer ... and nail it shut.”
Me.Me
WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO GET A HAMMER AND NAILS TO MAKE SURE THAT BITCH STAYS SHUT KUSHANDWIZDOM MEME
FOUND @ 4000 LIKES ON 2016-11-11 09:12:23 BY ME.ME
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lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#funny #quotes
When one door closes sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. 😏
11:55 AM - 6 Feb 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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