“Numb” and “number” are two very different words, but there are math jokes. “Most puns make me numb while math puns make me number. hehehehehe” was posted on Twitter by proya on March 22, 2013. “Most puns make me laugh until I’m numb, while math puns make me even number” was posted on Twitter by Lauren Tomlinson on May 13, 2013.
“While most puns make me feel numb, Math puns always makes me feel number” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 10, 2017. “While most puns make me feel numb…Math puns make me feel number” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 11, 2019.
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proya
@lowkeypri420
most puns make me numb while math puns make me number. hehehehehe
3:15 PM - 27 Mar 2013
Twitter
Lauren Tomlinson
@_loveelaureen
Most puns make me laugh until I’m numb, while math puns make me even number @SheWanTheDsmith
6:33 PM - 13 May 2013
Twitter
Yata
@cisyphus
@ItsPhamPham Puns leave me numb; math puns leave me number.
10:23 AM - 2 Jun 2013
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Merlin
@SodiumAsh
While most puns make me numb, math puns make me number.
10:50 AM - 4 Sep 2013
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Isaac Mahoney
@IsaacMahoney17
Puns make me numb…..but math puns make me number
11:41 PM - 7 Feb 2015
Reddit—Jokes
While most puns make me feel numb,
submitted October 10, 2017 by Yomamasonice
Math puns always makes me feel number.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/vinaypp March 11, 2019
While most puns make me feel numb…
...Math puns make me feel number.
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