A television riddle is:
Q: Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them on.
The riddle was posted on the newsgroup programming-puzzles on April 17, 2012.
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@bhudiraja
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lavesh
Apr 17, 2012, 3:14:06 AM
Comedy Riddle - 17 April
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
shrikant chavan
Apr 17, 2012, 3:21:10 AM
Because people turn them on. 😊
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Vuma Makinana
@Vumaaa
Why are televisions attracted to people ::-Coz people Turn them On.
Lmao Really???. Lol great one
@GabrielSithole @ecr9495
10:34 PM · May 23, 2012·Twitter Web Client
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im so gay
@Pee_Nasty_
Why are televisions attracted to people?
Because people turn them on
11:14 PM · Apr 18, 2013·iOS
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k4yla
@_dezk
Why are televisions attracted to people? Because people turn them on! Winking face #corny
5:01 PM · Apr 20, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Wally
@WallyGulumian
Why are televisions attracted to people?!
Because people always turn them on.
11:34 PM · Apr 21, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Cool FM Nigeria 96.9
@CoolFMNigeria
#RIDDLEOFTHEDAY
Q: Why are televisions attracted to people? #GMNSPH
@sandyjaga @STRETCHCOOL #TGIF
2:21 AM · Sep 20, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Posted by u/pantseon November 4, 2015
Why are TVs attracted to people?
Because people turn them on
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/sicarioxx21 May 1, 2019
Why are televisions attracted to people?
Because people turn them on
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John Clark Packer
@johncpacker
Why are televisions attracted to people? Because, people turn them on.
11:53 AM · Sep 19, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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