“Sine” shouldn’t be confused with “sin,” but there’s a trigonometry and Christianity joke.
“Why are christians not able to do trigonometry? Because Jesus took away their sin” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 19, 2018. “*cos Jesus took away their sin” was suggested as an additional pun on the second line. “Why can’t Christians do trigonometry? Because Jesus took away their sins” was posted on Reddit—Jokes a few hours later on July 19, 2018.
“It’s very difficult for Christians to do trigonometry. Because Jesus took away their sin” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 28, 2023. “*cos Jesus took away their sin” was also suggested here as an additional pun.
Twitter
JayK
@CruciFire
Christians who can’t do trigonometry should attend classes… afterall, Jesus died for their sin S. #geek #oneofthosedays
8:23 AM · Apr 3, 2013
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/DorFuchs July 19, 2018
Why are christians not able to do trigonometry?
Because Jesus took away their sin.
COMMENTS
cosmictrousers
*cos Jesus took away their sin
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/wickedsweeett July 19, 2018
Why can’t Christians do trigonometry?
Because Jesus took away their sins
Twitter
It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes
@Trilliam_Yeats
Why are christians not able to do trigonometry?
Because Jesus took away their sin.
12:41 PM · Feb 28, 2019 from Pleasant Hill, CA
Twitter
🛸
@ikev007
Why are christians not able to do trigonometry?
Because Jesus took away their sin.
Good morning
4:03 AM · Jun 18, 2019
Twitter
the last pixel bender
@tolufig
Why do christians struggle with trigonometry?
Jesus took away their sin
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Chiziaru.homa
@chiziaruhoma
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May 22
I have a dry joke, should I tell 🙈?
5:59 AM · May 23, 2023
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/trayasion May 28, 2023
It’s very difficult for Christians to do trigonometry
Because Jesus took away their sin
COMMENTS
EuropeanFecula68
*cos Jesus took away their sin
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