A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from December 31, 2023
“Why did the apple do Pilates?”/“To work on his core.”

A Pilates riddle is:
 
Q: Why did the apple do Pilates?
A: To work on his core.
 
The apple pun was posted on X/Twitter by Dad Jokes on March 10, 2014.
 
   
Wikipedia: Pilates
Pilates (/pɪˈlɑːtiːz/; German: [piˈlaːtəs]) is a type of mind-body exercise developed in the early 20th century by German physical trainer Joseph Pilates, after whom it was named. Pilates called his method “Contrology”. It is practiced worldwide, especially in countries such as Australia, Canada, South Korea, the United States and the United Kingdom. Pilates uses a combination of around 50 repetitive exercises to spur muscle exertion. Each exercise flows from the “five essentials”: breath, cervical alignment, rib and scapular stabilization, pelvic mobility, and utilization of the transverses abdomens.
   
X/Twitter
Dad Jokes
@101dadjokes
Why did the apple do Pilates?—-To work on his core!—- #dadjokes
2:42 AM · Mar 10, 2014
   
X/Twitter
Tynie
@TynieDam
#JiveJokeOff #JiveFunnyFlavour Why did the apple do Pilates? To work on his core 😂
8:45 AM · Jul 27, 2018 from Pacaltsdorp, South Africa
   
X/Twitter
Bill Smith
@billsmith1971
@MsAbigailMac ❤❤❤
Why did the Apple do pilates?
To work on his core!😉 #dadjokes

Why did the barista go to the doctors?
Because he had a coffee!😁 #dadjokes
1:57 PM · Feb 2, 2019
   
X/Twitter
Arvind Howarth
@arvindicate
Why did the apple do pilates?
To strengthen its core.
4:19 AM · Sep 29, 2019
 
LaffGaff
Apple Pilates
September 17, 2023 by laffgaff
Why did the apple do Pilates?
To work on his core
 
X/Twitter
MARK
@2112Westy
Why did the apple do Pilates?
To work on his core.
#mondaymirth
10:02 PM · Sep 17, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Tom Possley
@possltho
Why did the apple do Pilates?
To work on his core.
6:56 PM · Sep 18, 2023

Posted by Barry Popik
New York City • Exercise/Running/Health Clubs • Sunday, December 31, 2023 • Permalink


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