A biology class pun is:
Q: Why did the biology students almost fail?
A: They were bio-D-grade-able.
“You’re not biodegradable, but you are bio-D-grade-able!” was cited on Twitter on February 4, 2011. “What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test? They bio-D-grade” was posted on Reddit on July 7, 2016.
Twitter
im a yucky man
@Mornacale
“You’re not biodegradable, but you are bio-D-grade-able!” #insultsCaptainPlanetshouldhaveused
1:04 PM - 4 Feb 2011
Twitter
Kim
@pumpkim_
My dad: if you were still in biology and you got a d, it would be bio-d-grade-able!! 😒
7:46 PM - 6 Dec 2013
Twitter
Meer-oku
@meerkthemeerkat
Why did I nearly fail my biology class?
Because I’m Bio “D” grade-able.
5:44 PM - 3 Feb 2015
Twitter
yikes
@nakedgusbutt
I’m bio D-grade able. Get it? Because i have a D in biology.
11:13 AM - 4 Apr 2015
reddit
What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?
submitted July 7, 2016 by chameleoncookie
They bio-D-grade.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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