A non-observant Jew doesn’t follow all Jewish laws (such as kosher laws), but it doesn’t necessarily mean that a person is not observant to all details. “Has there ever been a joke about a guy who didn’t realize his wife was having an affair because he wasn’t an observant Jew?” was posted on Twitter on January 24, 2014.
A joke was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on October 18, 2017:
Q: Why did the Jewish man walk into a stop sign?
A: He wasn’t an observant Jew.
Twitter
Capt.Willard
@BenjaminWillard
A man walks into a synagogue: he wasn’t an observant Jew. #5kgag
5:21 AM - 23 May 2010
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shueytexas
@shueytexas
Replying to @yaeltime
@yaeltime Has there ever been a joke about a guy who didn’t realize his wife was having an affair because he wasn’t an observant Jew?
2:26 PM - 24 Jan 2014 from Austin, TX
Reddit—3amjokes
Why did the Jewish man walk into a stop sign? self.3amjokes
Submitted October 18, 2017 by mrawesomesword
He wasn’t an observant Jew.
COMMENTS
HardlyNetworking
Why didn’t the Jewish violinist succeed? He was non-practicing
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@lolmgco
Why did the Jewish man walk into a stop sign?
He wasn’t an observant Jew.
4:54 PM - 18 Oct 2017
Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
Why did the Jewish man walk into a stop sign?... He wasn’t an observant Jew.
4:59 PM - 18 Oct 2017
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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