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Entry from October 25, 2020
“I’m the sole provider for my family. They can buy the rest of the shoes themselves…”

“Sole provider” means the only provider. It usually doesn’t mean the provider of shoe soles, but there are jokes.
     
“I’m the sole provider for my family. They can buy the rest of the shoes themselves for all that I care” was posted on Twitter by Johan Hulaimi on October 23, 2014. The pun probably originated on the Sickipedia website.
 
   
Twitter
Johan Hulaimi
@th1eves
I’m the sole provider for my family.
They can buy the rest of the shoes themselves for all that I care.
7:24 PM · Oct 23, 2014·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Kenny the Jester..
@djwotever
@DebGreenwoodTV I’m the sole provider for my family.
They can buy the rest of the shoes themselves for all that I care.
3:49 AM · Oct 24, 2014·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
Steve_Scooby
@steve_scooby
I’m the sole provider for my family.
They can buy the rest of the shoes themselves for all that I care.
3:52 PM · Oct 24, 2014·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m the sole provider for my family.
They can buy the rest of the shoes themselves for all that I care.
4:52 PM · Oct 24, 2014·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m the sole provider for my family.
They can buy the rest of the shoes themselves for all that I care.
7:49 AM · Oct 24, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m the sole provider for my family.
They can buy the rest of the shoes themselves for all that I care.
7:42 PM · Oct 24, 2020·Twitter Web App

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