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Entry from May 09, 2020
“Why did the cat cross the road?”/“It wanted to play animal crossing.”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other side” is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series.
     
“why did the animal cross the road. to go to the shop so it coulld play animal crossing” was posted on Twitter by ventilator alligator on June 9, 2013. “Why did the animal cross the road? To play Animal Crossing: New Leaf!” was posted on Twitter by “it’s ash” on October 7, 2013.
   
“why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to play animal crossing” was posted on Twitter by Page Powars on February 7, 2017. “Why did the chicken cross the road? To play animal crossing” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 5, 2020.
   
“Why did the dog cross the road Because he wanted to play Animal Crossing” was posted on Twitter by Ritsu on April 19, 2020. “Why did the cat cross the road? To play animal crossing” was posted on Twitter by kawaiipotato on April 26, 2020.
   
 
Wikipedia: Animal Crossing 
Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series developed and published by Nintendo and created by Katsuya Eguchi and Hisashi Nogami. In Animal Crossing, the player character is a human who lives in a village inhabited by various anthropomorphic animals, carrying out various activities such as fishing, bug catching, and fossil hunting.
     
Twitter
ventilator alligator
@piss_wizard
why did the animal cross the road. to go to the shop so it coulld play animal crossing
3:38 PM · Jun 9, 2013·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
it’s ash
@ashpernpapers
Why did the animal cross the road? To play Animal Crossing: New Leaf!
6:08 PM · Oct 7, 2013·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Page Powars
@pagepowars
why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to play animal crossing
9:43 PM · Feb 7, 2017·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
kay
@blxrrykay
why did the chicken cross the road?
because it wanted to play animal crossing.
12:00 AM · Nov 22, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
jay
@gaysmelliott
Mfs will play Animal Crossing but won’t help their chicken cross the road to get to the other side
10:20 PM · Jan 17, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Bongshot
@MrxLongshot
If i wanted to play animal crossing I would just watch chickens cross the road
8:23 PM · Feb 22, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Lucy Adam
@SubspaceCroc
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it wanted to play animal crossing!
(the chicken is me)
3:04 AM · Feb 28, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
DDoubleDom1 (Dylan)
@ddoubledom1
Why did the bear cross the road? To play Animal Crossing
8:30 PM · Mar 19, 2020·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
SHREYAS
@shreyessir
why did the chicken cross the road
to play animal crossing
11:27 PM · Apr 3, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/JOZU5 April 5, 2020
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To play animal crossing
     
Twitter
paige rauch
@paigerauch_
me: i really wanna play animal crossing
my family: you just saw a turkey cross the road in front of the car earlier
8:31 PM · Apr 5, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Ritsu =^.^=
@Shadowcatuk
Why did the dog cross the road
Because he wanted to play Animal Crossing
4:57 AM · Apr 19, 2020·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
kawaiipotato
@ElinaP85460019
Replying to @Fallen_Halo1 and @lillymarieRH
Why did the cat cross the road? To play animal crossing btw that was awful and I’m sry my username is Galaxgamer1432
11:28 PM · Apr 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/zazou003 May 17, 2020
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
It wanted to play animal crossing

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityStreets • Saturday, May 09, 2020 • Permalink


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