A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Flatbush Diabetes

Libtard (liberal + retard)

Nontroversy (non-controversy)

Holiday Pounds

Food Douche

PUMA (Party Unity My Ass)

“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority”

“Going Galt” or “Going John Galt” (’Go Galt” or “Go John Galt")

Nanny State

Food Coma

Leftard (left + retard)

Rightard (right + retard)

This is Texas (Cleburne slogan)

Repuglican or Repug (Republican party nickname)

“When you’re in a hole, stop digging” (First Law of Holes)

“No taxation without respiration” (no estate tax)

Dead Tree Media

Moonbat

Dead Tree Edition

“A neoconservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality”

“A statesman is a politician who is dead”

Death Tax (estate tax)

“The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected to office”

“A conservative man is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits”

“A liberal is a man too broad-minded to take his own side in a quarrel”

“A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt”

Fat Cat (Fatcat)

“A liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn’t own”

“The Senate is the saucer into which we pour legislation to cool” (Senatorial saucer)

“The most bullish thing the stock market can do is go up”

Sucker Rally (Sucker’s Rally)

Pizza Tumor

“Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it”

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people”

“There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt.”

“The difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets”

“The most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it’s so rare”

“Government is inherently incompetent”

Lefturd (left + turd)

Libturd (liberal + turd)

Contingent Convertible (CoCo)

Repubican or Repube (Republican party nickname)

“A gaffe is when a politician tells the truth” (Kinsley gaffe)

“When you put ‘THE’ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells ‘’THEIRS‘“

“One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress”

“The most dangerous food is wedding cake”

“The evil of two lessers” (voting for “the lesser of two evils")

“The world is run by those who show up”

“I used to eat all natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes”

“Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason”

“George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration”

“Why pay to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you”

“Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘nice doggie’ until you can find a rock”

Goldilocks Economy (Goldilocks Recovery; Goldilocks Scenario)

“Nutty as a fruitcake” ("Nuttier than a fruitcake")

“Show business is high school with money” (show business adage)

“Politics is show business for ugly people”

Love Feast

Political Football

“A politician is someone who will lay down your life for his country”

“What if your father was a horse thief?” (political affiliation joke)

Red Cent

“Money is the mother’s milk of politics”

“If you can’t take their money…and vote against them, you don’t belong in the legislature”

“Not guilty, but return the horse” (Old West Justice)

“Never spend your money before you have earned it”

“Liberalism is a mental disorder”

Tinfoil Hat or Tin Foil Hat (Tinfoil Hat Brigade or Tin Foil Hat Brigade)

Kapas (Korean tapas)

Koodie (kid + foodie)

“Don’t get mad, get even”

“Forgive your enemies, but don’t forget their names”

Nutroots

Netroots

Rightroots

Grassroots

Christmas Tree Bill

Wingnut (Wing Nut)

“Anything worth doing is worth doing for money”

Reverse Town Hall Meeting

Conservatard (conservative + retard)

Demobrat (Democrat + brat)

Dhimmicrat (dhimmi + Democrat)

Dumbocrat (dumb + Democrat)

“If a person has integrity, nothing else matters”

Lite Guv or Lite Gov (lieutenant governor)

Lollapalooza (Lallapalooza; Lollapaloosa; Lallapaloosa; Lolapalooza; Lalapalooza; Lolapaloosa)

Libertard (libertarian or liberal + retard)

Tree-hugger

“Half the money spent on advertising is wasted, but no one knows which half”

“Don’t steal—the government hates competition”

“I love my country, but I fear my government”

“An ignorant thief robs a freight-car. An educated thief steals the whole railroad.”

“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt”

“Don’t tax you, don’t tax me, tax the fellow behind that tree”

Libidiot (liberal + idiot)

Neotard (neoconservative + retard)

“Socialism for the rich and capitalism for the poor”

Republitarian (Republican + libertarian)

Sheeple (sheep + people)

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