A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“If you don’t hear an offensive lineman’s named called, he is doing a good job” (football adage) (9/2)
“What’s the difference between God and a federal court judge?” (joke) (9/2)
“Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas.” (9/1)
“What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?” (joke) (9/1)
“My wife made me join a bridge club—I jump off next Tuesday” (9/1)
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“When seconds count, the police are only minutes away”

Whac-A-Mole Season

“Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws”

Libshit (liberal + shit)

“Meat is murder—tasty, tasty murder”

“Salad isn’t food—it’s what food eats” ("Vegetables are what food eats")

“Honk if I’m paying your mortgage”

Texas Medicine (mescaline)

Dempression (Democrat + depression)

“Laggards become leaders” ("Leaders become laggards")

“He who frames the issue wins the debate”

Curb Exchange

Curbstone Broker

Conspiratard (conspiracy + retard)

Conspiranoid (conspiracy + paranoid)

Conspirazoid (conspiracy + schizoid)

Conspiracy Nut

Singerhorn (Singer Building)

Yashkin Street (Orchard Street)

“Take human bites!” & “(I’m not hungry) I’ll just pick”

NAALCP (NAACP + liberal)

Houston Moronicle (Houston Chronicle nickname)

American Criminal Liberties Union (American Civil Liberties Union nickname)

Liquid Salad (gazpacho; Bloody Mary)

Wreckovery (wreck + economic recovery)

October Surprise

Botax (Botox + tax)

Shivercrat (Governor Allan Shivers + Democrat)

“Happiness is Lubbock, Texas, in my rear view mirror”

National Organization for Liberal Women (National Organization for Women nickname)

National Organization for Ugly Women (National Organization for Women nickname)

Nagadocious (Nacogdoches misspelling)

“Get out of Dodge”

Avenue of Architecture (Eighth Avenue)

“Capitalism is the belief that the wickedest of men will do wicked things for the greatest good”

District of Corruption (Washington, D.C. nickname)

District of Confusion (Washington, D.C. nickname)

Sun Slope (Sunset Park + South Park Slope)

“Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa” (George Steinbrenner)

“I’m the straw that stirs the drink” (Reggie Jackson)

“It’s great to be young and a Yankee”

“You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows”

“I never got a job from a poor person”

Puffington Host or Huffington Puffington ComPost (Huffington Post nickname)

Puff Ho or PuffHo (Huffington Post or “HuffPo” nickname)

Stink Progress or StinkProgress (Think Progress nickname)

Daily Kooks (Daily Kos nickname)

So-Called Liberal Media (SCLM)

Glibertarian (glib + libertarian)

Gliberal (glib + liberal)

Hatriot (hate + patriot)

“They came to do good and stayed to do well” (Washington bureaucrats/politicians)

Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage (coleslaw joke)

Great Orange Satan (Daily Kos nickname)

Reasonoid (Reason Magazine reader nickname)

Lear Jet Liberal (Learjet Liberal)

Moneybomb (Money Bomb)

“What’s a Grecian urn?” (joke)

Newocracy (Newocrat)

Rockefeller Republican

“We are all Keynesians now” ("We’re all New Yorkers now")

Kossack (Daily Kos community member)

Moola or Moolah (money slang)

“Drain the swamp” (clean up government)

“A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government”

Mortgage Mom

Lame Duck (Lame Duck Session)

“The only thing more dangerous than an economist is an amateur economist”

“The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist”