A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“What rhymes with orange?"/"No, it doesn’t.” (1/22)
Federal Death Adminsitration (Food and Drug Administration or FDA nickname) (1/22)
Fraud and Death Administration (Food and Drug Administration or FDA nickname) (1/22)
“Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play” (1/22)
“Coincidence is the word we use when we can’t see the levers and the pulleys” (1/22)
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Radio Row (radio area at major sporting event)

“The serve was invented so that the net can play” (tennis joke)

“I’m only speeding because I really have to poop” (bumper sticker)

Frankenstorm (Frankenstein monster + storm)

Workaholic

Texas Strong

Stronghorns (Longhorns + Charlie Strong)

Doomtard (doom + retard)

Clowngrade (clown + downgrade/upgrade)

Job Lock (Joblock)

Big Swinging Dick (BSD)

“What kind of pizza do pilots like?"/"Plain.”

Manufacturers Hangover (Manufacturers Hanover nickname)

“That ball is gone, goodbye” (baseball home run call)

“What type of cheese is made backwards?"/"Edam.”

“Don’t eat the yellow snow”

Feel-Good Story

“Too close to call”

“Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional”

“Ten percent of the fishermen catch ninety percent of the fish” (fishing adage)

“Vision without action is a daydream; action without vision is a nightmare”

Invisible Fist (invisible hand + fist)

“How do you fix a broken pizza?"/"Tomato paste.”

Value Investing (Value Investor)

Strike City

Superscraper (super + skyscraper)

Stupid Bowl (stupid + Super Bowl)

“Nothing says love like something you made”

Super Tower (Supertower)

Billionaire Beanstalk (luxury skyscraper)

“A photon checks into a hotel…” (joke)

“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why”

Tin-pot Dictator (Tin-pot Dictatorship)

“Never hold an inquiry unless you know what the outcome will be”

“What did Bacon say to Tomato?"/"Lettuce get together.”

“Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon”

Glutard (gluten + retard)

Lactard (lactose + retard)

“FEMA is the new F-word”

“The secret of eternal youth is arrested development”

Rottenchilds (rotten + the Rothschilds)

GRIT (Girl Raised In Texas)

GRITS (Girl Raised In The South)

“Put the ‘T’ back in Texas”

Dirty Sprite

“Faith, family and football” ("God, family and football")

War Room (a team’s player draft headquarters)

Jobsolete (job + obsolete)

Worst Lady (worst + first lady)

“No man is your friend, no man is your enemy, but every man is your teacher”

Divorce Cake

Bottomless Brunch

Bewitching Broker (female stockbroker)

“Give 110%” (100% plus 10% extra—to give maximum effort)

Order Sniping (prank)

“Somebody’s gotta win and somebody’s gotta lose and I believe in letting the other guy lose”