“A tenement house in Greenwood” (soup with greens)

Hen Fruit (eggs)

“My favorite garden is the beer garden”

Shipwreck (scrambled eggs)

“If you can breathe, you can do yoga”

Sunny Side Up

No-No (no-hit, no-run game in baseball)

Tray Stackers Association (Transportation Security Administration or TSA nickname)

Totally Stupid Assholes (Tranportation Security Administration or TSA nickname)

“Life and time are the two great teachers”

Green Lantern Theory of Geopolitics

Crumbs Along the Mohawk (ice cream flavor)

Great American Eclipse

Fallout Friday

“Please drink responsibly, but tip recklessly”

Sheeny Funeral (roast pork)

“Golf is a game of a lifetime”

Little Tokyo (East Village)

Wall Street South (Brickell in Miami, FL nickname)

“Manhattan of the South” (Brickell in Miami, Florida)

Brass Band Without a Leader (beans without pork)

Sleeve-buttons (fishballs)

Bad News (nickname for the restaurant check)

“A man walks into a bar carrying an octopus…” (bagpipes joke)

“A guy walks into a bar with an octopus…” (bar joke)

Fish Eyes or Fisheyes (tapioca nickname)

Slaughter in the Pan (beefsteak)

Dyspepsia in a Snowstorm (mince pie with sprinkled sugar on top)

Summer Time (bread and milk)

Graveyard of Champions or Graveyard of Favorites (Saratoga Race Course)

Full Grassley (politician visiting each Iowa county)

“The Germans will never forgive the Jews for Auschwitz”

“America will never forgive blacks for slavery”

“I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle”

“Vote as you please, but please vote”

Sauce Proposal (Proposal Sauce)

Coffee in the Dark (coffee without milk)

MSDNC (MSNBC nickname)

MSLSD (MSNBC nickname)

MessNBC or MesSNBC (MSNBC nickname)

PMSNBC or PMS-NBC (MSNBC nickname)

MSNBS (MSNBC nickname)

Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap (MSNBC nickname)

MSLGBT (MSNBC nickname)

Morning Schmo or Morning Schmoe (MSNBC’s Morning Joe nickname)

MSNB-Pravda or MSNBC-Pravda (MSNBC nickname)

Faux News (Fox News nickname)

Fox Noise or Faux Noise (Fox News nickname)

Fixed News (Fox News nickname)

Fox Spews or Faux Spews (Fox News nickname)

“Think outside the Fox” (anti-Fox News saying)

FoxPAC (Fox News nickname)

Fux News (Fox News nickname)

Foxaganda (Fox News + propaganda)

Fake News Channel (Fox News Channel nickname)

Fox Comedy (Fox News nickname)

Full Of Xenophobia (Fox News nickname)

Fixed Noise (Fox News nickname)

Communist News Network (CNN nickname)

CIA News Network (CNN nickname)

National Palestinian Radio (NPR or National Public Radio nickname)

National Propaganda Radio (NPR or National Public Radio nickname)

National Pubic Radio (NPR or National Public Radio nickname)

Nationalized Public Radio (NPR or National Public Radio nickname)

Punyvision (Univision nickname)

PUnivision (Univision nickname)

Hipster Industrial Complex

“Islander goal!” (hockey catchphrase)

“It is high! It is far! It is gone!” (baseball home run call)

Vietnam (Morrisania Air Rights buildings)

“A New Yorker is someone who longs for New York”

Poor Man’s Fertilizer (snow)

“The best time to make a sale is right after a sale”

Poor Man’s Manure (snow)

Battery Acid (coffee)

Tools of Ignorance (baseball catcher’s equipment)

“Learn, do, teach”

“You can’t fire the owner” (sports adage)

“Buy the book before you buy the coin” (coin collecting adage)