“Don’t fight the tape” (Wall Street proverb)

“Never sell a dull market (short)” (Wall Street proverb)

“Thank God for Mississippi” ("Thank Heaven for Mississippi")

“Economic Pearl Harbor” (Wall Street crisis phrase)

“Buy the dips, sell the rips” (Wall Street adage)

“The market is always here” (Wall Street phrase)

“When in doubt, get out” or “When in doubt, stay out” (Wall Street adage)

“Buy on the rumor, sell on the news” (Wall Street proverb)

“Buy low, sell high” (Wall Street proverb)

“Don’t get married to a stock” (Wall Street adage)

“Invest in what you know best” (Wall Street adage)

Chilorio (Mexican chile-seasoned pork dish)

Blisters on My Sisters (egg dish, similar to huevos rancheros)

“Nobody rings a bell at the top or the bottom of a market” (Wall Street proverb)

“If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?”

“A rising tide lifts all boats” (Wall Street proverb)

“A stock is worth what someone is willing to pay for it” (Wall Street adage)

“I’m from the government and I’m here to help you”

Albany: Smallbany or Smalbany or SmAlbany

Smallbany or Smalbany or SmAlbany (Albany nickname)

“Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful” (Warren Buffett)

“The crowd is always wrong” or “The public is always wrong” (Wall Street proverb)

“It will fluctuate” (J. Pierpont Morgan?)

“The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible”

“The stock market abhors uncertainty” & “Money runs from uncertainty” (Wall Street adage)

“When even shoeshine boys are giving you stock tips, it’s time to sell” (Joseph P. Kennedy?)

“As January goes, so goes the year” or “January Barometer” (Wall Street proverb)

“In New York, you can have a great job, a great apartment and a great companion, but not all three”

Government Sachs (Goldman Sachs nickname)

“If you live in New York, you’re Jewish” (Lenny Bruce)

“The greatest bear is a sold out bull” (Wall Street adage)

“The daily diary of the American dream” (Wall Street Journal slogan)

“You can’t eat relative performance” (Wall Street proverb)

“The first loss is always the smallest” (Wall Street proverb)

“Plan your trade and trade your plan” (Wall Street adage)

GOOB (Going Out Of Business)

“Plan your work and work your plan”

“New York City is a luxury product” (Michael Bloomberg)

Catfish Toes

German Taco

German Nachos

Taco Polaco or Polaco Taco (Polish Taco)

“Never try to catch a falling knife” (Wall Street proverb)

“When you are crying you should be buying; When you are yelling you should be selling”

Bagel Land

Dead Cat Bounce

Graveyard Market

Aunt Millie (an unsophisticated investor)

Aunt Jane (an unsophisticated investor)

Rubber Band Effect

Screaming Buy (Wall Street phrase)

“From here. it’s possible” (Texas Tech slogan)

Fried Twinkie

“You have to speculate to accumulate” (gambling proverb)

“Sell in May and go away (buy back on St. Leger’s day)” (Halloween Indicator)

“A stock doesn’t know where it has been” or “A stock doesn’t know you own it” (Wall Street proverb)

“To err is human, to hedge divine” (Wall Street proverb)

“No bowl of borscht”

Texas Roll (sushi)

“He couldn’t find a Jew in the Bronx”

“Today a peacock, tomorrow a feather duster” (business axiom)

Hawaiian Pizza (Toast Hawaii)

Lunch Wagon

“It’s not a stock market, but a market of stocks” (Wall Street saying)

Recession Special (reduced-price food)

“A market that rallies on bad news could signal a bottom’ (Wall Street adage)

“Too big to fail”

Wire House (Wirehouse)

“Even Napoleon had his Watergate” (Yogi Berra?)

Sweet Potato Fries

“The public is right during the trends, but wrong at both ends” (Wall Street adage)

Mixed Fries (french fries + sweet potato fries)

Bomboloni (Italian doughnuts)

Doughnut Hole (Donut Hole)

Uncle Sam (summary)

“We burn rubber and chipotles” (Houston taco truck slogan)

“The (rising) star of Texas” (Texas State slogan)

Felon City; Wicked Sticks; Kliffside (Bacliff nicknames)

“He who sells what isn’t his’n, must buy it back or go to prison”

Brother Jonathan (summary)

“Don’t let the tax tail wag the investment dog” (Wall Street adage)

“Wall Street never discounts the same thing twice”

“Put 10% of your portfolio in gold and hope it doesn’t work” (investment adage)

Eggnog (Egg Nog)

MFFL (Mavericks Fan For Life)

Roach Coach

Chitlin’ Circuit

Atomic Deer Turds

Central Distressway (Central Expressway in Dallas)

New Wild Boar Village

“The stock market trades to inflict the maximum amount of pain”

“Insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result”

Ham Sandwich

Chicken and Dumplings (Slickers)

Broadway Bowl

Subway Super Bowl

Turkey Tamale Pie (Turkey Tamales)

“Never order salad at a barbecue joint”

New York of India (summary)

Turkey Dance (Thanksgiving football sack dance) & Funky Chicken Dance