“New York/Newark some Mario Wario shit”
Mario is a Japanese video game series, and "Mario" is an Italian plumber from Brooklyn. "Wario" is a similarly named character, and many people believe he's from Newark,…
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“Newark is next to New York. That’s some Wario Mario shit”
Mario is a Japanese video game series, and "Mario" is an Italian plumber from Brooklyn. "Wario" is a similarly named character, and many people believe he's from Newark,…
“Curling seems like the kind of game Mr. Miyagi would’ve made up to trick Daniel into cleaning his floors”
In the film The Karate Kid (1984), the instructor Mr. Miyagi has student Daniel do tasks such as paint his fence and wax his car. Later, it's revealed that this builds muscles for karate. This…
“Why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer? Yes, that food may be colder, but it still deserves to be seen”
Many people have wondered why there is a light in the refrigerator, but usually not in the freezer. Some refrigerators do have a freezer light, but historically this is the minority. The answer is…
“Why is there a light in the refrigerator, but not in the freezer?”
Many people have wondered why there is a light in the refrigerator, but usually not in the freezer. Some refrigerators do have a freezer light, but historically this is the minority. The answer is…
“A chicken nugget is a meatball. And nothing can change that fact”
Chicken nuggets have been compared to meatballs. "nuggets are just like fried meatballs that were flattened, no?" was posted on Twitter by Jasmine Ang on July 27, 2011.…
“I’m 200 pages into The Count of Monte Cristo and I have not read a single word about the sandwich yet…”
The Count of Monte Cristo (1846) is a very long novel (about 1,200 pages) by the French writer Alexandre Dumas. The Monte Cristo sandwich is an egg-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan-fried.…
“I’m 700 pages into The Count of Monte Cristo, when is he gonna invent this sandwich”
The Count of Monte Cristo (1846) is a very long novel (about 1,200 pages) by the French writer Alexandre Dumas. The Monte Cristo sandwich is an egg-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan-fried.…
“Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random walking by agrees with you”
X/Twitter is a not-so-great social media place to post when a person has few followers, or is shadowbanned. It can be like talking to one's self in the mirror. "twitter is like talking to…
“Facebook is like talking to yourself in public and some random walking by agrees with you”
X/Twitter is a not-so-great social media place to post when a person has few followers, or is shadowbanned. It can be like talking to one's self in the mirror. "twitter is like talking to…
“We should get rid of Valentine’s Day and replace it with a second Thanksgiving”
Many people don't like Valentine's Day because it's about love, but they do enjoy meeting people and eating together. It's been suggested to get rid of Valentine's Day and…
“What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired? “/“Oh, snap.”
"Oh snap!" means the same as "Oh, shit!" or "Oh, no!" It usually doesn't involve snapping, but there's a joke: "Q: What did the worker at the rubber…
“You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt”
Human tears have salt in them. Many cooking recipes require salt. "the salt from tears in your food will just add flavor" was posted on X/Twitter by Foster The People on February 24,…
“The salt from tears in your food will just add flavor”
Human tears have salt in them. Many cooking recipes require salt. "the salt from tears in your food will just add flavor" was posted on X/Twitter by Foster The People on February 24,…
“Fun Fact: Tears make ramen saltier”
Human tears have salt in them. Many cooking recipes require salt. "the salt from tears in your food will just add flavor" was posted on X/Twitter by Foster The People on February 24,…
“Life Hack: You don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner”
Human tears have salt in them. Many cooking recipes require salt. "the salt from tears in your food will just add flavor" was posted on X/Twitter by Foster The People on February 24,…
“I used to have my own business making ski slopes. That went downhill”
Many skiing jokes have it that things started off OK, but "went downhill." "couple met on ski trip? .things went downhill after that" was posted on X/Twitter by Mick O Callaghan…
“Did you hear about the ski trip? It started off fine, but went downhill fast”
Many skiing jokes have it that things started off OK, but "went downhill." "couple met on ski trip? .things went downhill after that" was posted on X/Twitter by Mick O Callaghan…
“I gave up cross-country skiing. Since then, it’s all been downhill”
Many skiing jokes have it that things started off OK, but "went downhill." "couple met on ski trip? .things went downhill after that" was posted on X/Twitter by Mick O Callaghan…
“Did you hear about the couple that went on a ski trip to the mountains? It went downhill from there”
Many skiing jokes have it that things started off OK, but "went downhill." "couple met on ski trip? .things went downhill after that" was posted on X/Twitter by Mick O Callaghan…