A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entries in the category Sports/Games
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“Baseball is wrong. A man with four balls cannot walk”
“Baseball must be a great game to survive the people who run it”
“Basketball is a game of runs”
“Beat the pants off” (to defeat completely)
“Because of the cancellation of all sports events ESPN will be covering live toilet paper wrestling”
“Before kids can go places, they need a place to go” (Police Athletic League)
“Before video games we had two world wars”
“Behind the eight ball” (in a troublesome situation)
“Betting is like liquor. You can make it illegal, but you can’t make it unpopular”
“Beware the injured golfer” (“Beware the sick golfer”)
“Big Apple, 3 AM” (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time video game, 1992)
“Big Apple, 3 PM” (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge video game, 2022)
“Big team, little me”
“Big-time players make big-time plays in big games”
“Blame the Indian, not the arrow”
“Blind people come to the ballpark just to listen to him pitch”
“Bomb hills, not countries” (skateboarding adage)
“Boomerangs are just frisbees for lonely people”
“Born on third base and thinks he hit a triple” (a privileged person)
“Botox is a performance-enhancing drug for poker players”
“Bowling is basically an hour of drinking beer occasionally interrupted by six seconds of exercise”
“Bowling is definitely the most positive thing that happens in an alley”
“Boxing between a squirrel and a hedgehog. The squirrel went nuts, but the hedgehog won on points”
“Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up”
“Boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other”
“Break up the Yankees!”
“Breathing first, winning next”
“Breed the best to the best and hope for the best” (horse racing adage)
“BROOK-LYN!” (Brooklyn chant)
“Buckle up your guts”
“Bull riding is one of those sports that got started by ‘Watch this. hold my beer’”
“Bump, set, spike” (volleyball axiom)
“Can someone give me a rough idea of how much a ball park would cost?”
“Can someone give me a rough idea of how much a ballpark would cost?”
“Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?”
“Can’t fight his way out of a paper bag”
“Can’t hit the broad side of a barn” (baseball saying)
“Catch-up hockey is losing hockey” (hockey adage)
“Catchers make the best managers” (baseball adage)
“Catches win matches” (cricket adage)
“Cautions breed cautions” (auto racing adage)
“Cereal belongs in a bowl” (football joke)
“Champions don’t become champions in the ring—they are merely recognized there”
“Checkers or wreckers” (auto racing saying)
“Chess is life” (Bobby Fischer)
“Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer” (pun)
“Chess players are pawn stars”
“Chess players mate better”
“Chess was the first game to have gender-fluid pieces. Pawns can become queens or knights”
“Chicken, airplane, soldier” (backstroke swimming)
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