A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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“What’s a shy and retiring accountant?” (joke)
“What’s the difference between a banker and a pigeon?” (joke)
“What’s the difference between a bond and a bond trader?”/“The bond matures.”
“What’s the difference between a fund manager and a shopping trolley?” (joke)
“What’s the difference between a Jew and a canoe?”/“A canoe tips.”
“What’s the difference between a rouble and a dollar?”/“A dollar.”
“What’s the difference between a ruble and a dollar?”/“A dollar.”
“What’s the difference between musicians and government bonds?” (joke)
“What’s the fastest way to transfer money?”/“Get married.”
“What’s the hardest thing to sell to a ghost?”/“Life insurance.”
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money”
“What’s the exchange rate between pounds, rubles, dollars?”/“A pound of rubles equals a dollar.”
“When a fellow says, ‘It ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,’ it’s the money”
“When a habit begins to cost money, it is called a hobby”
“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband and half the salary”
“When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: He hasn’t any”
“When a woman puts me in the friend zone, I immediately borrow money from her”
“When accountants go insane, do they start to hear invoices?
“When E. F. Hutton talks, people listen” (E. F. Hutton)
“When even shoeshine boys are giving you stock tips, it’s time to sell” (Joseph P. Kennedy?)
“When everybody gets to one side of the boat, it usually tips over”
“When homeless people ask me for change, I tell them ‘change comes from within’”
“When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner”
“When I was at school, people used to throw gold bars at me. I was the victim of bullion”
“When in doubt, get out” or “When in doubt, stay out” (Wall Street adage)
“When it becomes serious, you have to lie”
“When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing”
“When my money low, I don’t feel good. I think I’m a dollarbetic”
“When people rob banks, they go to jail; when banks rob people, they get bonuses”
“When the ducks quack, feed them” (Wall Street proverb)
“When the economic tide goes out, you find out who is swimming naked” (Warren Buffett?)
“When the Fed taps on the brakes, somebody goes through the windshield”
“When they raid the whorehouse, they take all the girls” (Wall Street adage)
“When Wall Street sneezes, the rest of the world catches pneumonia” (“When America sneezes…”)
“When we grow up, checking for monsters under the bed becomes checking our bank accounts”
“When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost”
“When you are crying you should be buying; When you are yelling you should be selling”
“When you get a new customer, make three trades” (Wall Street adage)
“When you open your heart to giving, angels fly to your door”
“When you pay for things with a credit card, you’re paying with your future earnings”
“When you pay with a debit card, you’re paying with your past earnings”
“When you raid a whorehouse, take the piano player, too, because no one is entirely innocent”
“When you tighten your belt, it’s a recession; when you have no belt, it’s a depression”
“Whenever you don’t know who the loser is in a transaction, then the loser is you”
“Where are the customers’ yachts?”
“Where can you always find money?”/“In the dictionary.”
“Where do beans invest their money?”/“The stalk market.”
“Where do fish go to borrow money?”/“A loan shark.”
“Where do shellfish go to borrow money?”/“The prawn broker.”
“Where do snowmen keep their money?”/“In snow banks.”
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