A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
•“When you didn’t buy any snacks at the store because you told yourself you need to stop snacking…” (5/5)
•“Rent, Bills, Cinco De Mayo, Mother’s Day, and Memorial Day weekend… Who Tf put this month together?” (5/5)
•“Cinco de mayo, RENT, teachers appreciation and Mother’s Day. Who put this got damn week together?” (5/5)
•“Cinco de mayo, rent, bills, Mother’s Day. Who put this got damn month together?” (5/5)
•“Tequila is nasty af, but after a few shots so am I” (5/5)
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“‘I have a split personality,’ said Tom, being Frank”
“‘I have multiple personality disorder,’ said Tom, being Frank”
“A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness”
“A celebrity works hard to be well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized”
“A dog prepares you for kids. A cat prepares you for teenagers”
“A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be”
“A friend is like a four-leaf clover—hard to find, lucky to have”
“A good mother loves her children. A great mother still loves them when they’re teenagers”
“Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman”
“Because you’re worth it” (L’Oréal advertising slogan)
“Best friends forever, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart”
“Clones are people 2”
“Clones are people two”
“Damn girl, are you a piñata? Cause imma need a blindfold before I hit that”
“Dogs prepare you for babies. Cats prepare you for teenagers”
“For Pete’s sake” (“For the love of Pete”)
“For the love of Mike”
“Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest… for I have Synonymed”
“Friends forever, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart”
“God couldn’t be everywhere, so he created grandmothers”
“God couldn’t be everywhere, so he created mothers”
“Grandmother—a wonderful mother with lots of practice”
“Great Scott!”(exclamation)
“Heavens to Betsy!” (exclamation)
“Here’s to good women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them”
“Here’s to strong women: May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them”
“Hey girl, are you a piñata? Because I’d hit that” (pickup line)
“I don’t like to brag, but I’ve been avoiding people since way before the coronavirus”
“I have a friend who’s half Indian. Ian”
“I was named after my dad. Because I couldn’t possibly have been named before him”
“I will never understand some people’s fascination with their ancestry. Isn’t knowing your current family bad enough?”
“I’m actually extremely grateful for all those who put their pronouns in their bio…”
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
“In the circle of life you can find happiness in every corner”
“Irish puns are the most O’ffensive”
“It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother — the world calls her grandmother”
“Jeffrey Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” (EDKH or JEDKH)
“Keeping Up With the Joneses”
“Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes”
“Moms are like buttons. They hold everything together”
“My children are like inmates at a jail: They eat for free, they are all innocent…”
“My grandma is 80% Irish. People call her Iris”
“Name is mud” (one is discredited or unpopular)
“Name three things that don’t hang themselves.”/“Christmas ornaments, drywall and Jeffrey Epstein”
“Remember, Mother’s Day is for moms, not men in dresses—Your day is April 1st”
“S.I.N.G.L.E. Stress Is Now Gone Life’s Easier”
“Sweet fancy Moses!” (exclamation)
“The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is fructose financer”
“The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian”
“There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family”
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