A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at west 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at west 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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“Bull markets climb a wall of worry” (Wall Street proverb)
“Bullish on America” (Merrill Lynch)
“Bulls and bears make money, but pigs get slaughtered” (Wall Street adage)
“Burnt is just another flavor”
“Burritos brought to life!” (Blockheads)
“Buy in gloom, sell in boom”
“Buy land—they ain’t making any more of it”
“Buy low, sell high” (Wall Street proverb)
“Buy on the rumor, sell on the news” (Wall Street proverb)
“Buy stocks that go up; if they don’t go up, don’t buy them” (Will Rogers)
“Buy straw hats in the winter” (Wall Street proverb)
“Buy the dips, sell the rips” (Wall Street adage)
“Buy to the roar of cannon and sell to the sound of trumpets” (Wall Street adage)
“Buy when there’s blood in the streets” (Baron Rothschild in 1871)
“Buy with bread, sell with cheese” (wine saying)
“Call me a taxi.” / “You’re a taxi!”
“Calling All Men,” “Select, Don’t Settle,” “No Bunk. No Junk. No Imitations” (Barney’s)
“Can’t dance and it’s too wet to plow”
“Cattle come first, then men, then horses, then women”
“Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew it”
“Champagne to our real friends, and real pain to our sham friends”
“Change planes in Dallas” (where a Texan going to heaven or hell goes first)
“Changing Lives Since 1812” (New York City Mission Society)
“Check the date, love your state” (vehicle registration)
“Cheese and rice!” or “Cheese and crackers!” or “Cheese and crust!” ("Jesus Christ!")
“Cheesecake” and “Beefcake” (photography)
“Chelsea Morning” (1969)
“Chicken for the strength, waffles for the speed” (Lucky J’s chicken & waffles)
“Chief executives have no more feeling for stockholders than for African baboons” (T. Boone Pickens)
“Chile is one of the few foods that has its own goddess” (Diana Kennedy)
“Chile Today, Hot Tamale” (or “Chili Today, Hot Tamale")
“Chocolate by the Bald Man” (Max Brenner)
“Chocolate milk comes from brown cows” ("Chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows")
“Choking Poster” in restaurants
“City Juice” & “One on the City” (water)
“Close, but no cigar”
“Coffee, n. break fluid”
“Coffee, tea or me?”
“Collapse/Fall/Fold faster than Lehman Brothers”
“Come Early; Be Loud; Stay Late” (Longhorns slogan)
“Come on ice cream!” (post-jalapeño-eating saying)
“Come on Vacation, Leave on Probation”
“Come-to-Jesus” Meeting
“Comes the revolution, everyone will eat strawberries and cream!”
“Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals”
“Comparing apples and oranges”
“Coney Island Bloodhounds” (hot dogs) & “A Midget from Harlem” (small chocolate soda)
“Confused as a cow on AstroTurf” (or, “Confused as a goat on AstroTurf")
“Conserve Texas water—Drink Texas wine”
“Cooking Rule: If at first you don’t succeed, order pizza”
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