“Do you comb hair often?” (a pun of “Do you come here often?”) was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on November 19, 2000. “Do you comb hair often? @pokehq #geekchatuplines” was posted on Twitter by Tokidoll on November 24, 2010.
”*Me flirting with female hairdresser* Don’t give me the brush off but do you comb hair often…?” was posted on Twitter by Mark Summers on January 4, 2020.
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Pickup Line
David Reihmer
11/19/00
(...)
She: It’s only my brush
He: So your giving me the brush off?
She: If you’re trying to flirt, maybe you should start over.
He OK. Do you comb hair often?
Twitter
Tokidoll
@Tokidoll
Do you comb hair often? @pokehq #geekchatuplines
3:14 PM · Nov 24, 2010·Mobile Web
Twitter
Cajonahvirus
@JonahLunden
Universal barber pickup line: “So, you comb hair often?”
1:52 AM · May 22, 2011·Twitter SMS
Twitter
Brad Ayerst
@Braddonis
What did the hairstylist say to the barber?
“Do you ‘comb hair ’ often?”
12:47 PM · May 6, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Michael McGarrity
@michaelmcguk
[sees hot hairdresser at the bar]
“So, do you comb hair often?”
4:41 PM · Feb 6, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
bella lugosis dad
@johnbiehl
(Hitting on a hair dresser)
Do you comb hair often?
10:07 PM · Sep 23, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Shelley Duvall
@FigurativeJam
What did the guy say when hitting on his hair stylist?
So, do you comb hair often?
11:40 PM · May 25, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
MehGyver
@TheAndrewNadeau
{Flirting with barber}
ME: So, you comb hair often?
9:46 PM · Jan 3, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Mark Summers
@markysumm
*Me flirting with female hairdresser*
Don’t give me the brush off but do you comb hair often…?
11:31 AM · Jan 4, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Gerard_Jortling May 16, 2020
I tried hitting on my barber the other day
I walked in and asked “Hey, do you comb hair often?”
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/KW-DadJoker May 17, 2020
Pickup line to use at the a hairdresser…
”...excuse me miss, do you comb hair often?”
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