“A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it’s totally fine. I drink a bottle and fall asleep and I’m an alcoholic. Totally unfair” is a jocular saying that has been printed on ecards. The saying was first cited on Twitter on July 10, 2013.
“A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep, and people think it’s cute. If I do it, I’m an alcoholic” was cited on Twitter on October 3, 2015.
Twitter
Josh Thundercloud
@jothunder19
A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it’s totally fine. I finish a bottle and fall asleep and I’m an alcoholic #totallyunfair
9:01 AM - 10 Jul 2013
Twitter
Penguin No. 337
@penguin_337
A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and its fine. I drink a bottle and fall asleep and suddenly I’m an alcoholic? Totally unfair!
12:16 PM - 10 Jul 2013
Twitter
Jewelz
@Lady_JJay
So a baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep and its totally fine. But I drink a bottle and fall asleep & I’m an alcoholic . Totally unfair
9:52 PM - 22 Jul 2013
Twitter
Ty Martin
@tweetin_
A baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep. Its total fine. I drink a bottle and fall asleep. I’m an alcoholic. So unfair
7:37 AM - 3 Aug 2013
Facebook
SantaBanta
August 16, 2013 ·
A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it’s totally fine.
I drink a bottle and fall asleep and I’m an alcoholic!
Totally unfair!
Joke All You Can
TUESDAY, MARCH 25, 2014
A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it’s totally fine. I drink a bottle and fall asleep and I’m an alcoholic. Totally unfair.
Twitter
Laura Thompson
@PinkSparkleFace
A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep, and people think it’s cute. If I do it, I’m an alcoholic. — feeling hopeful
1:48 PM - 3 Oct 2015
Twitter
ella
@EllahWilkins
A baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep and people will say it’s cute
but if I do it I’m an alcoholic, snm
1:53 PM - 6 Oct 2015
Twitter
UCHE
@curtis_Tyrace
A baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep and people say’s it’s cute. But if I do it, I am an alcoholic.
7:29 AM - 8 Oct 2015
Twitter
Sickipedia Official
@sickipedia
A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it’s cute. If I do it, I’m a fucking alcoholic. http://bit.ly/1VNolnO
3:46 PM - 3 Feb 2016
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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