"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory” is a saying that has been put on gift items such as bumper stickers and T-shirts since at least 1996. It’s not known who coined the saying.
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A Bartender is a Pharmacist with Limited Inventory T-Shirts and Gifts
29 November 1996, Daily Herald (Chicago, IL), “Best way to survive the holidays, laugh” by Jack Mabley, pg. 16:
“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.”
Google News Archive
8 May 1997, Deseret News, “Bumper crop of bumper stickers might drive you to distraction,” pg. C9, col. 3:
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Leon Schuster’s lekker, thick South African joke book
By Leon Schuster
Halfway House, South Africa: Zebra
1998
Pg. 68 (bumper stickers):
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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14 March 1998, The Day (CT), pg. E5, col. 2:
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
New York City • Food/Drink • (4) Comments • Monday, March 19, 2012 • Permalink
Hard to believe that, “A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory”. I think it’s true, because they has no other way to find himself.
This is so true and funny. They are giving you a drug. And yes they will talk about your problems with you. That is a good statement.
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