A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 22, 2017
“When I said ‘nuke the Chinese,’ I meant put the takeout in the microwave”

Microwave cooking is called “nuking.” A joke has been printed on many images:

“When I said ‘nuke the Chinese,’ I meant put the takeout in the microwave.”

“Time to nuke the Chinese… NO NO NO, that came out wrong… time to reheat my Chinese in the Microwave!!” was posted on Twitter on July 7, 2011. The joke went viral in January 2013. “When I said ‘nuke the Chinese’ I meant put the take-away in the microwave” was posted on Twitter on January 24, 2013.


Twitter
Steen Spencer‏
@NinjaSteen
Time to nuke the Chinese… NO NO NO, that came out wrong… time to reheat my Chinese in the Microwave!! wink
7:33 PM - 7 Jul 2011

Twitter
Josh Owens‏
@joshowens_8
When I said “nuke the Chinese” I meant put the take-away in the microwave
1:02 PM - 24 Jan 2013

Twitter
Ludovic MOTTINI‏
@LudovicMOTTINI
When I said nuke the Chinese… I meant put the take out in the microwave
Quand je dis bombarder le chinois...... http://fb.me/1TTzq4WJS
1:03 PM - 24 Jan 2013

Twitter
BrandonAustin3D‏
@BrandonAustin3D
LOL when i said nuke the chinese, i meant put the take-out in the microwave. just to be clear
1:05 PM - 24 Jan 2013

WeKnowMemes
Misunderstood Kim Jong Un
– JANUARY 24, 2013
POSTED IN: ADVICE ANIMALS, MEMES, PICS
Misunderstood Kim Jong Un – When I said nuke the Chinese I meant put the take out in the microwave

YouTube
Kim Jong Un says Nuke the Chinese !
brettmartintv
Published on Apr 4, 2013
The young North Korean leader gets mad at one of his generals when he confuses nuking the Chinese with heating up some Chinese food in the microwave. Check out the video...lol !

Google Groups: uk.radio.amateur
moan of the day
KaFKaesque
11/3/13
(...)
When I said “nuke the Chinese”, what I meant was, put the takeaway in the microwave!

Fuel Running
Food Humor #79
Posted on 26 Oct, 2016
When I said nuke the chinese, I meant put the take out in the microwave.

Sizzle
WHEN ISAID NUKE THE CHINESE IMEANT MICROWAVE THE LEFTOVERS QUICKMEME COM ~BEAST~ MEME
MEMES CHINESE BEASTLY 🤖 MICROWAVE BEAST MICROWAVES NUKE QUICKMEME THE LEFTOVERS LEFTOVERS QUICKMEM QUICKMEMES QUICKMEME COM NUKE THE CHINESE
FOUND @ 1869 LIKES ON 2016-12-26 08:55:40 BY SIZZLE
SOURCE: FACEBOOK

Reddit—SouthPark
When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant throw the leftovers in the microwave (i.imgur.com)
submitted April 18, 2017 by qwerty12qwerty

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, April 22, 2017 • Permalink


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