“Alcoholics don’t run in my family. They stumble around breaking stuff” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images “Alcoholics don’t run in my family. They fall down” was posted on Twitter on October 21, 2012. “Alcoholics don’t run in my family, they stumble” was posted on Twitter on March 3, 2013.
“Alcoholics don’t run in my family, they stumble around breaking stuff” was posted on Twitter on March 9, 2013.
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Chelsea marie
@BigHeartedBitch
Alcoholics don’t run in my family. They fall down.
9:20 PM - 21 Oct 2012
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sally
@sallykasten
Alcoholics don’t run in my family, they stumble.
5:21 PM - 3 Mar 2013
Twitter
Leslie Woodward
@Les_Woodward
Alcoholics don’t run in my family, they stumble around breaking stuff.
4:11 AM - 9 Mar 2013
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SickipediaToday
@SickipediaToday
Alcoholics don’t run in my family, they stumble around breaking stuff.: Alcoholics don’t run in my family, the… http://bit.ly/10u8JwZ
5:25 AM - 9 Mar 2013
Twitter
Will Cantrell
@willcantrell123
Alcoholics don’t run in my family…they bump into things and shouting abuse at the coffee table.
9:53 AM - 9 Mar 2013
Twitter
Ducky™
@Baby_Duck
Alcoholics don’t run in my family… they stumble around and break shit!
5:54 PM - 9 Mar 2013
Reddit
Alcoholics don’t run in my family…
submitted September 30, 2014 by DinoSaurcery
They stumble around breaking things
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15. Alcoholics don’t run in my family - they mostly stumble around and bump into things.
- JahanzaibRao
Reddit
Alcoholics don’t run in my family…
submitted October 1, 2016 by madazzahatter
...they mostly stumble around and bump into things.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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