A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 02, 2012
“Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk”

"Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk” is a jocular one-line saying, often included on websites in a group titled “Dilbert One Liners.” The saying has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and sweatshirts. “Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk” has been cited in print since at least 2003 and is of unknown origin.


Yahoo! Groups
Funny Quotes
Posted By: salman_chagani
Tue Oct 14, 2003 8:19 pm
(...)
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

SikhSangat.com
_balwinderkaur_
Posted 26 November 2003 - 12:00 AM
(...)
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

I had a dream...
funny… but something to think about
Just kidding!... thanks to Tania

Published on February 19, 2004 By The Gent In Humor
(...)
Alcohol ‘doesn’t solve any problems’,
but then again, neither does milk.

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners:
Over 10,000 Gems of Wit and Wisdom, One-liners and Wiscracks

By Geoff Tibballs
New York, NY: Carroll and Graf Publishers
2004
Pg. 30:
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk.

IBMMainFrames.com SupportForums
Amusing Quotes
subhasis_50
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 2:16 pm
(...)
[12] Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

1 January 2007, Times-Standard (Eureka, CA), “Runners have a lot to look forward to this year” by Tim Martin:
“Yes, I know, alcohol doesn’t solve any problems. But then again, neither does bottled water.*

Google Books
The Weak Send Rocks,
The Strong Send Rockets

By Marek Arnaud
New York, NY: Eloquent Books
2009
Pg. 173:
“Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.”
(Unknown)

Bits & Pieces
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…
November 8th, 2010
(...)
COMMENTS
Dan
November 11, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Rickets. Milk solves solves that.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • (1) Comments • Tuesday, October 02, 2012 • Permalink


I love you site. Its really creative. It has sense. I’m really happy that I was able to see this.

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