A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 01, 2015
“A blind man walks into a bar and says, ‘Wanna hear a blonde joke?‘“ (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A popular “blind man walks into a bar” joke (there are several) is:

Google Books
A Guy Walks Into A Bar...:
501 Bar Jokes, Stories, Anecdotes, Quips, Quotes, Riddles and Wisecracks

By Michael Lewis
New York, NY: Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers, Inc.
2005
Pg. 166:
A blind man walks into a bar, taps a guy on the shoulder, and says, Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke? The guy replies, Look buddy, I think I should clue you in. I have blond hair. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he s blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke? The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, Nah, I wouldn’t want to have to explain it five times.

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A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar…
WickedSmurf
Jan 26, 2005, 06:09 AM
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He manages to sit himself down on a barstool and orders a drink. After having been sitting there for a while he says with a loud voice to the bartender: -Want to hear a blonde joke? The bar gets quite as the grave in an instant. With a dark and husky voice the woman next to him says: -Before you tell that joke I’d like to inform you on some things. The bartender is blonde, the waitress is blond, I am 2 meters tall, weighing 107 kg, I’m blonde and have a black belt in karate. The woman next to me is also blonde and a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde professional boxer so please think twice about telling the joke. Do you still want to tell it?

After considering this, the blind man says: -Nah, not if I’ll have to tell it five times.

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