A joke about work is:
“Can’t wait to get off work—then I can finally stop staring at this damn computer, and go stare at a different computer.”
The line was posted on Twitter by Colin McCormick on October 15, 2010.
Twitter
Colin McCormick
@Colin_McCormick
Can’t wait to get off work—then I can finally stop staring at this damn computer, and go stare at a different computer.
7:40 PM - 15 Oct 2010
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Amat Victoria Curamॐ
@BR_Nation
? RT @ForeverMines Can’t wait to get off work, then I can finally stop staring at this damn computer, and go stare at a different computer.
11:48 PM - 15 Oct 2010
Twitter
Ivy Emayaraie
@ivydeathstar
I really can’t wait to get off work already so I can finally stop staring at this damn computer, and go stare at a different computer. FAIL!
1:25 AM - 18 Oct 2010
Funny Status
Can’t wait to get off work, then I can finally stop…
October 22, 2013 Work Status Updates
Can’t wait to get off work, then I can finally stop staring at this damn computer, and go stare at a different computer.
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Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
Can’t wait to get off work, then I can finally stop staring at this damn computer, and go stare at a different computer.
9:29 AM - 29 Mar 2017
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