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Entry from February 05, 2016
“I shot someone with a starting gun. I’ve been charged with race crime”

Is a crime at a running race a race crime? There’s a joke:

“I shot someone with a starting gun. I’ve been charged with race crime.”

The pun was cited on Twitter on October 7, 2009.


Twitter
Lewis Saffin
‏@lewissaffin
@rainybunchies so here is a joke: I shot someone with a starting gun. I’ve been charged with race crimes.
2:07 PM - 7 Oct 2009

Google Books
Jokes for Blokes:
The Ultimate Book of Jokes not Suitable for Mixed Company

By Llewellyn Dowd and Phil McCracken
New York, NY: Ebury Press
2011
Pg. ?:
I shot someone with a starting gun. I’ve been charged with race crimes.

Twitter
Lord Obtuse™
‏@ObtuseMusings
I shot someone with a starting gun.
I’ve been charged with race crimes.
7:21 AM - 13 Jan 2011

Twitter
Anton Taljaard
‏@T4lliem4n
I shot someone with a starting gun. I’ve been charged with race crime.
2:02 PM - 14 Sep 2011

Twitter
Roberto Ferdenzi ™ Ⓜ️
‏@RFerdenzi
If you shot someone with a starting gun would that be classed as a race crime? :\
11:20 AM - 3 Nov 2013

Experience Project
I shot someone with a starting gun. I’ve been charged with race crimes
pfloyd121
Jul 16, 2014 in Community

rappad
Dec 31 2014
Race Crimes/Starting Gun. A starting gun is used for a race. If I shot you with a racing gun. That would be a crime and since its a staarting gun. It would be a RACE crime.

reddit
I shot someone with a starting gun. (self.Jokes)
submitted February 11, 2015 by BookerGinger
I’ve been charged with race crimes

Twitter
LaffGaff
‏@LaffGaff
I shot someone with a starting gun the other day. I’ve been charged with a race crime. #funny #jokes
4:12 PM - 22 Feb 2015

Twitter
shit magnet
‏@JoshyTodd
If you shoot someone with a starting gun is it considered a race crime?
5:33 PM - 14 Jun 2015
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