“Cool Ranch” Doritos tortilla chips contain ranch dressing, but not an actual ranch. A Doritos riddle about this is:
   
Q: What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
A: “Cool ranch!”
 
The riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 14, 2018.
   
“What did the Dorito say to the cowboy?”/“Cool ranch” is a similar riddle.
   
       
Wikipedia: Doritos
Doritos (/dəˈriːtoʊz/) is an American brand of flavored tortilla chips produced since 1964 by Frito-Lay, a wholly owned subsidiary of PepsiCo.
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In 1986, Cool Ranch Doritos made their debut and also became popular. Cool Ranch Doritos are sold under the name “Cool Original” in the UK and are called “Cool American” elsewhere in Europe, as ranch dressing is less common in those places.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] January 14, 2018
What did the Dorito Farmer say to the other Dorito Farmer?
Cool Ranch
COMMENTS
StormyLlewellyn1
It’s nacho average farm.
   
Twitter
Brata George
@BrataGeorge
What did the Dorito Farmer say to the other Dorito Farmer? Cool Ranch #smile #reddit #jokes
10:27 AM · Jan 14, 2018·IFTTT
 
Twitter
Groovyhoovy
@Groovyhoovy
What did the Doritos farmer say to the other Doritos farmer?  Cool Ranch.
7:34 AM · Jan 15, 2018·Facebook
       
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/biGGie_Z November 6, 2018
What did one dorito farmer say to the other dorito farmer?
Cool Ranch
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/notdadbot November 11, 2019
What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
Cool Ranch!
     
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What did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Spicoli0525 July 20, 2020
What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
Cool ranch!
 
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Word Mark COOL RANCH
Goods and Services IC 030. US 046. G & S: FLAVORING FOR CORN CHIPS. FIRST USE: 19850919. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19850919
Mark Drawing Code (1) TYPED DRAWING
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Filing Date January 6, 1986
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Registration Date September 16, 1986
Owner (REGISTRANT) FRITO-LAY, INC. CORPORATION DELAWARE P.O. BOX 660634 DALLAS TEXAS 752660634
(LAST LISTED OWNER) FRITO-LAY NORTH AMERICA, INC. CORPORATION DELAWARE LAW DEPARTMENT 7701 LEGACY DRIVE PLANO TEXAS 75024
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