A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 07, 2017
“Damn girl, are you a smoke detector?” (joke)

Many people are annoyed by smoke detectors that go off when people are cooking, or that never stop beeping when the battery is low. A joke is:

“Dammmn girl, are you a smoke detector? Cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up.”

“Damn girl are you a smoke detector because you’re really annoying and u won’t shut up” was posted on Twitter on October 29, 2012. The line has been printed on many images.


Wikipedia: Smoke detector
A smoke detector is a device that senses smoke, typically as an indicator of fire. Commercial security devices issue a signal to a fire alarm control panel as part of a fire alarm system, while household smoke detectors, also known as smoke alarms, generally issue a local audible or visual alarm from the detector itself.

Twitter
savanah sutcliffe‏
@savanah_s
damn girl are you a smoke detector because you’re really annoying and u won’t shut up
3:40 PM - 29 Oct 2012

Twitter
honey wu 13‏
@YunaMawu
damn girl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying & won’t STFU up #Mypickuplines
6:55 PM - 2 Nov 2012

Twitter
hales ❁‏
@itshaley_96
Damn girl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up
8:27 PM - 2 Nov 2012

Twitter
Sweetpea in Japan ♡‏
@parisxxo
“Daaaaammn girl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying and wont shut the f*ck up” 😂😂😂 #dead
12:09 AM - 3 Nov 2012

Twitter
Sarcasm‏
@ComedyPosts
Daaaaamn girl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up.
3:22 AM - 8 Nov 2012

Reddit—Jokes
Damn girl are you a smoke detector?
submitted October 9, 2015 by HashtagDickbag
Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up

Me.Me
DAMN GIRL ARE YOU A SMOKE DETECTOR? BECAUSE YOU ARE REALLY FUCKING LOUD AN ANNOYING EE CARDS NGER CARD *WELL IF THAT ISN’T THE SKANK CALLING THE WHORE ASLUT ~PIXIE~ MEME
DANK FUCKING GIRLS SMOKING FUCK GIRL DAMN GIRL ANNOYED ANNOYING 🤖 ARES WHORE YOU CALL WELLS CALLING SMOKE DETECTOR LOUDNESS SKANK ANNOY ANNOYANCE LOUD WHORES IFS SKANKING FUCKING LOUD EE CARDS WHORING LOUDING WHOREING WHOREE SKANKS CARDING
FOUND @ 26 LIKES ON 2016-09-24 04:40:43 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK

Reddit—Jokes
Dammmn girl, are you a smoke detector?
submitted August 7, 2017 by budlt619
Cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up.

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