A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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“Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven…” (9/11 joke) (3/26)
“Coffee: starter fluid for the morning impaired” (3/25)
“But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee” (3/25)
“Life begins after coffee” (3/25)
“I pretend coffee helps, but I’m still a bitch” (3/25)
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Entry from July 25, 2015
Day 2—Monday

The following words or phrases are about Monday:

“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“Anyone who says ‘good morning’ on a Monday is a sociopath”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays”
“I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday”
“I’ve got the same Easter plans as Jesus. Disappear on Friday, show up on Monday”
“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays”
“King Henry Died Monday Drinking Chocolate Milk” (metric mnemonic)
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life”
“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life”
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
“Too much Monday, not enough coffee”
“What follows two days of rain in Oregon? Monday!” (joke)
“Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?”
“Win on Sunday, sell on Monday” (auto racing adage)
Black Monday; Black Tuesday; Black Thursday; Black Friday (Wall Street stock declines)
Black Monday (head coach firing day after NFL regular season)
Blue Monday (third Monday in January)
First Monday Trade Days (Horse Monday; Dog Monday)
Margarita Monday
Meatless Monday
Merger Monday
Messed-up Monday
Mojito Monday
Monday Morning Quarterback
Moonshine Monday
Pre-Monday (Sunday nickname)

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityCalendar • Saturday, July 25, 2015 • Permalink