“Diet tip: Your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted by “kauaibride” on Twitter on November 23, 2013.
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kauaibride
@Kauaibride
diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
9:01 AM - 23 Nov 2013
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karrie s
@karriepink
Cracking..pardon the pun”@Kauaibride: diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.”
9:02 AM - 23 Nov 2013
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Bill Murray
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Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
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Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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