A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 30, 2016
“‘Does this uniform make me look fat?’—the insecurity guard”

“‘Does this uniform make me look fat?’—the insecurity guard” is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on GIFs. “‘Does this uniform make my ass look fat?’ - Insecurity guard” was posted on Twitter on February 17, 2012.


Twitter
Depressed Writer
‏@NJO
“Does this uniform make my ass look fat?” - Insecurity guard.
11:05 PM - 17 Feb 2012

Twitter
Sue Galloway
‏@suedgalloway
Does this uniform make me look fat? - the insecurity guard
3:14 PM - 7 Jun 2012

Twitter
Chris Burns
‏@OneFunnyBastard
I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn’t make me look fat - Insecurity guard
4:22 PM - 29 Jul 2013

reddit
“Does this uniform make me look fat?” - Insecurity Guard (self.oneliners)
submitted May 9, 2014 by iwannaelroyyou

Twitter
Bad Joke Cat
‏@BadJokeCat
“Does this uniform make me look fat?” - Insecurity Guard
6:10 AM - 7 Aug 2014

Facebook
Tim Whybrow
March 8, 2916
“Does this uniform make me look fat?”
- insecurity guard

reddit
“Does this uniform make me look fat?”
submitted May 13, 2016 by Gooners47
Asked the insecurity guard.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, July 30, 2016 • Permalink