“There’s no way in hell” (no way at all) is a common expression, often punned as “no whey in hell.” “I heard they banned cheese production there (a place called “Hell” in Scotland—ed.). There is no whey in Hell” was cited in 2008. The nursery rhyme of “Little Miss Muffet” is often added to the joke. “Miss Muffet would starve to death for eternity because there’s no whey in hell” was cited on Twitter on October 23, 2011.
 
“Get all the protein you can before you die because there’s no whey in Hell” was posted on Reddit on July 5, 2016.
   
 
Wikipedia: Little Miss Muffet
“Little Miss Muffet” is a nursery rhyme, one of the most commonly printed in the mid-twentieth century. It has a Roud Folk Song Index number of 20605.
 
Lyrics
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.
     
Baltimore (MD) Sun
If There is Really a Place Called Hell…...
MLArthur
Posted 28 November 2008 - 08:17 AM
I always wanted to go there and a place in North Scotland so I could say I have been to Hell and Back.
 
I heard they banned cheese production there. There is no whey in Hell.
     
Twitter
Jesus H Christ
‏@O_Jesus_Christ
Miss Muffet would starve to death for eternity because there’s no whey in hell. #TheresNoWayInHell
5:19 PM - 23 Oct 2011
 
Twitter
John Thomas Ward III
‏@jackdajawa
@outrageousjokes Satan ban Cottage cheese, Cream Cheese, Etc. Now he can really say there’s “no whey in Hell!”
11:10 PM - 19 Dec 2011
 
Twitter
Bobs
‏@CiaranM87
Evil weightlifters: You won’t get any protein shakes where you’re going. There’s no whey in hell.
1:46 PM - 27 Mar 2012
Derry, Northern Ireland
 
Twitter
Jay Bloodworth
‏@gaufqwi
A friend told me sinful people can still enjoy protein shakes in the afterlife; I told him there’s no whey in hell.
4:34 PM - 18 Aug 2012
 
Google Books
Kevin Ahern’s 1001 Punniest Limericks
By Kevin Ahern
Davinci Press (Davincipress.com)
2014
Pg. 175:
Miss Muffett expected quite well
The words to her satan would tell
Regarding the curds
He had positive words
But then said “There is no whey in hell”
 
reddit
Recently unearthed teachings in Asia (self.swoleacceptance)
submitted June 5, 2015 by basefx
The prophet is named Muscle Confucius, most of it is still being translated, here are but a few of his writings
Muscle Confucius say, man who curl flatscreen get high definition
Muscle Confucius say, aim for heaven, there no whey in hell
 
reddit
Get all the protein you can before you die
submitted July 5, 2016 by ICPosse8
because there’s no whey in Hell