Entry in progress.—B.P.
16 April 1976, Richmond (VA) Times-Dispatch, “Music” by C. A. Bustard, pg. B-11, col. 2:
(Tom—ed.) Waits is a funny, obtuse character, consciously sleazy and, to quote him, “ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.”
28 July 1980, Seattle (WA) Times, “Political slogan” by Walt Evans, pg. B2, col. 1:
Joe Cannon said he saw a girl so ugly “she’d make a freight train take a dirt road on a muddy night.” Now that’s ugly.
A hell-raisin’, foot-stompin’ guide to dancin’, dippin’, and doin’ around in a gen-u-wine country way
By Kathryn Jenson
New York, NY: Perigee Books
“She’s so ugly she’d make a freight train take a dirt road.”
The Reader’s Digest
Volume 124, Issues 741-746
“He’s so ugly he’d make a freight train take a dirt road.”
Second Bananas in the Movies
By Ronald L. Smith
New York, NY: Carol Publishing Group
At one event he knocked everyone on the dais from Johnny Carson ("He’s an Episcopalian—that’s an Off-Broadway Catholic") to Roy Rogers and Dale Evans ("The Lunt and Fontanne of the fertilizer set") to Yogi Berra ("He’s got the kind of face that could make a train take a dirt road!").
ZAC BROWN BAND LYRICS
“Different Kind Of Fine” (2006)
She make a train take a dirt road
Make it stop on a dime
Make ‘em wonder which way to go
Make a man change his mind
To Love a Texan
By Georgina Gentry
New York, NY: Zebra Books
She’s so plain, she’d make a freight train take a dirt road to avoid her.
A Way with Words
Make A Train Take A Dirt Road
Posted by Grant Barrett on May 31, 2014
Make a Train Take a Dirt Road
If she’ll make a train take a dirt road, does that mean she’s pretty or ugly? Nicole from Plano, Texas, overheard the idiom in the Zach Brown Band’s song “Different Kind of Fine.” The idea is an ugliness is so powerful it can derail a train. But as Zach Brown sings, looks aren’t all that makes a lady fine.